. and it lands butter-side-up.He looks down in astonishment, for he knows it's a law of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So ...e rushes round to theParish to fetch Father Flanagan.He tells the Priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. He won't say what it is, but asks Fr.Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes.He leads Fr. Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor. "Well," says thePriest, "it's pretty obvious. Someone has dropped. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blond man shouts frantically into the phone“My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.“No”, he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the. Drunk, undoubtedly. She was about five foot, wearing a skimpy dressed that showed off her impressive cleavage. Her proportions were my idea of heaven. A perfect ass.I think every man’s thought about rape before. Not necessarily considered it, but thought about it. I thought about it then. I was confident that if I wanted to, I could. But I wasn’t going to, of course. I had morals, however horny I was. I was picturing it though. I could feel my cock growing even more as these thoughts raced. He can see the excitement in my eyes, I’m sure. I’m trying to contain myself, the possibility this night has. He and I have talked about this. The three of us talk about our normal lives away from this paradise. We delve into nothing too deep until our dinner finally comes. Our fresh fish is fabulous, though I almost don’t want to eat … well, not food anyways. I end up eating enough not to be too full, but enough to provide energy for the night. As we leave the beach area, Dane suggests a.
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