”“No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of...men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new. About ten, I did doze off till I heard the front door open. It was our beautiful, blond little six year old daughter coming home from her friends house. She almost skipped in. Hi, Daddy. Hi Honey. Hope you had fun, was my reply. A while later she asked, Wheres Mommy? I had her come sit next to me and told her that Mommy had left, that she did not want to be with us and that I did not know if she would ever come back. Jan cried and I held her. Donna never did come back. A couple months later I. . guess I begged him to fuck me one more time. I wanted to make sure that my headache was gone for good. It didn't really take much convincing, I think he would have paid me if I'd asked, just so he could do it again, but he didn't have to because I was feeling pretty good about half way through that last time. "I have to admit darling, that that boy was giving me a really good time finally. After all the false starts and everything, that last time he really went at me and he sustained his. .I...I'm really not sure," Jane stammered. "It was sitting on my chair and I guess in my hurry to come here, I forgot to take it off." The dean rubbed his chin and said, "Yes, I guess I could understand that." His facial expression became to change a bit. His concerned smile began to look more like a leer. "Well Jane, there is probably only one way to see whether the d**g has affected your ability to resist other's wishes." "What do you mean?," asked Jane. "Well, why don't you come over here.
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